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11 hysterical quotes to make you laugh

They may be scathing, brutally honest, and unconventional, but these hysterical quotes tell it how it is.

To get anywhere in life, we all know that we have to flick some sweat off our brows, and stay committed to our goals.

Although hard work and tenacity can certainly help us on our career journeys, sometimes a positive outlook can keep us motivated.

While on your way to world domination, let these hysterical business quotes treat you to a simple but effective belly laugh.

You’re welcome.

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11 Hysterical quotes to brighten to brighten you day at the office

On entrepreneurship

“If life gives you lemonade- make lemons and life will be all like “whaaaaat?” – Phil Dunfey, Modern Family.

“Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s an original, you will have to ram it down their throats.”  –  Howard Aiken, physicist and computing pioneer.

“Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill, former British Prime Minister.

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On dreaming big

“Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.” – Andrew Young, politician.

“If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.” – J, Paul Getty, business mogul.

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On pursuing your goals

“Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive.” – Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” – Lady Gaga, entertainer.

“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” – Steve Jobs, Apple cofounder.

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On leadership

“The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.” – Casey Stengal, American Major League Baseball manager.

“The problem with being a leader is that you’re never sure if you’re being followed or chased.” – Claire Murray, author.

“When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.” – Dave Barry, columnist and author.

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